Note to self (though it's irrelevant now) and to anyone else looking for advice on the subject:
DO NOT FUCKING GET BRACES WHEN YOU'RE 34. The orthodontists are used to dealing with teenagers so they don't give good drugs for the hideously horendously excruciating ridiculous pain. I need a joint. Fuck that - I need some CRACK!!!!!!
Ole Tangerine Man and Planet
4 days ago